Coversations in married life

It happens all the time. My husband "can't find" something. He "looks" for whatever it is that is "lost" for one minute and gives up. When it's my turn, I can always find the "missing" object within a matter of seconds.

Today it was honey. It is on a rare occasion that my husband cooks and today was one of those occasions. His recipe called for honey.

hubs: Where is the honey? I can't find the honey.
me: It's on the counter.
hubs: Can you be more specific?
me: It's to the left of the sink.
hubs: I can't find it anywhere.
me: (after getting up off of my comfy spot on the couch) It's right here! Right where I said it was!
hubs: That's honey? I was looking for a bear.
me: NOT ALL HONEY COMES IN A BEAR!

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